i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
He said I came instead of I'm coming. I wonder if he noticed my state of confusion when I stopped blowing him.
Wasn't he an English major?
dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
You can't say "they have anal bleaching for that" and then just hang up
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Going out so taking the 2nd 1/2 of beer w/ me ont'tube in a Pringles tube. I give money to people on the street that have more self respect.
Any chance I can buy my dignity back with $45?
I think your husband is breaking up with me...
Currently watching Zombie Sharks while high. This is why I love Shark Week.
This place is a maelstrom of dicks.
I mean as in stuck up bastards, not actual, desirable male genitalia. My point is, come pick me up fast, please!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It can't be Friday yet, in still getting friend requests of people I don't remember from last weekend
Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
Listen, I bought the coke that got us those free drinks, okay? Show some respect.
I don't think it's a coincidence that the day I just happen to do the splits at the gym I come back with 7 guys' phone numbers.
I love you. You know I enjoy the constant sex noises
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
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