Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
just had a dream there were parent teacher conferences in college...scariest dream ever.
Before we started fucking, he laid me on the bed, and asked my what my sleep number was, so that i would be "comfy"
He bought me a pink rose and a Plan B. I really like this guy.
Congrats on having the best tasting nipple at the bar last night.
So, I found out he was eating a jolly rancher while eating me out.. Hence the yeast infection.
Dude she only counts as your gf if you're home. We both signed the fair game contract when we became roommate. So are you really going to be mad or come eat a waffle with us?
Omg. The nephews found my stripper pole. The scary part is theyre good at it.
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
there was a keg and pinata at my uncles funeral, and a bunch of scary looking biker dudes showed up to pay their respects. i need to strive to be more like him.
I need something for rope burns and an inner ear infection. Separate incidents, FYI..
I woke up at like 4 am with an old Korean woman cuddling me. I assure you she was not there when I went to sleep.
I never thought in a million years that I would have a threesome with my boss and his wife and yet here we are.
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
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