i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
I hate it when you make eye contact with someone bcs you are about to make fun of them and they take it as a hint to come hit on you.
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
Dude, I think my check liver light just came on
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
Lights are FLASHING. This just got REAL. CAPTALIZATION.
Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
The best, and by the best I mean the worst, was the 7 month along pregnant chick in the skin tight body suit.
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
And then god smiled down upon me and he said let there be hangover food and let it be Wendy's
Started my day with puking in a trash can.... Its gonna be a beautiful day
Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
I just realized I haven't looked at our horoscopes lately. If mine says anything about tweakers, I'm burning my phone.
Oh shit oh shit oh shit.
BURN THE PHONE.
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