trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
sitting in an airport in detroit. just saw a commercial for detroit tourism with kid rock as a spokesman. reason # 1458 to never visit this city.
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
A guy just walked down the street dressed as Mickey Mouse holding a 40oz. Where the hell did you leave me?
So I think before Superbowl weekend begins we should all take a look back on last year and learn from our pitfalls... AKA no touchdown shots and kitchen crying.
"can of pringles" is totally a legitimate measure of time
I just threw up over a bridge. I didn't even know there was a bridge in this town. Vodka is like a transportation device.
Do you have paint?
Paint? I wish
OMG WHAT ARE YOU DOING
That guy drinking savagely was actually at his buddy's gay bachelor party in the male stripper section. He came over to the chicks side so we drank with him.
He had some sort of penis-related post traumatic stress disorder, but body shots seemed to wake him up
Trying to ignore the fact that a kid I hooked up with twice just gave me spare keys to his house ... and car.
Drinking from the bottle. In bed. Making dinosaur noises. Oh man.
Underoos and an IDGAF attitude: all you need to successfully win at life
(Underoos optional)
Look, road flare archery was agreed on. We both accepted it was a shit idea sober, but did it drunk anyway.
Fruitcakes are only good for throwing at neo Nazis.
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