Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
Last night he was fingering me with one hand to his ear, calling himself 'dj clittles'
Thats what happens when go home with guys that wear shutter shades to the bar..
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
Dude, you bit through my nipple. Give it a week, damn.
five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
You fed me pizza off a sword last night.
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
I would have cried, probably tears of wine, but cried nonetheless.
Brah, we should get a "do not disturb sign"... I can't have people knocking on the door while I'm high, it fucks with me way too much.
At one point my little brother was Rocky Balboa'd by a stripper's tit
I woke up not knowing what state I was in. Turns out, people from Deleware are pretty helpful.
Thanks for listening. You're the first guy I've ever worked with who I didn't want to fuck.
The closest thing I've had to an orgasm lately is sneezing nonstop from fucking allergies.
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