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(360): View more from Washington

Somehow ended up at a stranger's bridal shower. Everyone else is already drunk.

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(443): View more from Maryland

I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong

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(520): View more from Arizona

We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.

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(850): View more from Florida

hungover and i feel like a burrito

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like eating one or like you are one?

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like i am one.

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(618): View more from Illinois

And theres a reasonable expectation that if you're fighting over a pair of yoga pants on the ground at VS someones gonna videotape it

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(716): View more from New York

it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.

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(518): View more from New York

he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.

(732): View more from New Jersey

do you still have it? i kinda want to see.

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(859): View more from Kentucky

Valentine's Day is now to be known as Tacos and Orgasms Day.

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(208): View more from Idaho

I'm going to go ahead and refrain from sexting you in an airport that is currently at a "level orange" security threat.

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