Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Just woke up. First thing I see: Little brother eating last night's jello shots thinking they're reg jello.
Well the light went out so I was throwing up by candle light. Strange moment in my life.
i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
Frats are adorable. They make mediocre guys think they're worth a shit.
...the American dream.
I caught her walking around with a fake mustache, wearing a sombrero and holding an empty carton of milk. She's a hopeless cause.
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
I'll have you know my trust issues and my daddy issues are two COMPLETELY different topics of conversation.
You can't Tinder AND have him bring you icecream in the same night. It messes with your vagina.
A guy in a gorilla mask got blown on the lawn. And then the night got weird.
I walked so much yesterday and I was like holy fuck I need to do some cardio apart from sex cause this is ridic
If my body were a person, it would be beating the shit out of me for what I did to it last night.
He can be a kind, caring soul but also give in to the temptation of eating unicorn ass.
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