my door was closed and her door was closed but even over the r.kelly playing at full blast i was able to hear her say "THAT'S NOT THE RIGHT HOLE!". Def rethinking my roommate situation.
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
Do you ever feel like your dog agrees with you? Like REALLY really agrees.
You can wear my underwear. It'll be like old times.
I can't let him end my perfect streak. HE USED TO BE FAT
Favor? Can you not wear as much glitter on your face this time? Walking in the house looking like a disco ball was enough embarrassment for the week 😒
My purpose is to unleash drunk self on strangers, i believe as some terrifying icebreaker, otherwise i too would offer my driving services.
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
The date did not go well. Turns out I once set her brother on fire.
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
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