Tell LD happy birthday and party like it's $19.99
Recession joke.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
my drunk uncle just explained that turkeys are not gentle lovers... and no context doesn't make it better.
Why would vodka do this to me? I've always been loyal
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Apparently having him hold an open book in front of me while i'm blowing him doesn't count as studying...
We need to buy some popsicles so we can remind ourselves we're good at this.
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
Ok. I am hammered I will admit it but my legacy needs to live and your the only woman that could spawn satan. We need to talk.
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
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I'm pretty sure the girl in the stall next to me is waiting on me to leave so she can poop but I'm doing the same thing so it's like a Mexican standoff
I'm now having weird sexual fantasies about that riverdancing figure skater. So thanks for that.
Do me a favor and don't mention him I feel like Regina George and I just want to scream I made him
You'll probably laugh but I am currently in bed in the fetal position wrapped in only my ninja turtles towel. Save me.
Chaz got drunk and passed out so we superglued a kazoo to his mouth. Listening to him Panic when he woke up was fucking hilarious.
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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