put your party hat on. and by party hat I mean no panties
the star wars geek is hitting on me, and is talking about his lightsaber. need back up NOW
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
I gave the naked guy in the hotel hall a pop tart. He stopped crying.
The plan is to make enough mistakes this weekend to hold me over until spring break
Nice. I ate a jello shot out of a bovine blow up doll's love hole last night
Im still alive. Just can't talk. Or move. No need to worry
I put the condom across her upper lip. It was like a mustache of a job well done.
This is true. I'm still having Jess write "no drugs" on my left hand and "except weed" on my right hand
Well watching will be involved...it'll just most likely be of me licking your penis instead of me trying to understand how Hans Solo goes up against the Galactic Empire...
I can get stoned and we can bake and then I can eat 70% of it and it will be awesome
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
I have a cheeseburger in my purse and im going to fill her prescription for narcotics. Who thought i was responsible enough to sign her discharge papers?
I SHOULD BE TERRIFIED OF HIS DRAGON DICK.
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
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