Do you think "I had sex with my co-worker last night I don't think I can come in today" is a good excuse?
Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
can we change the rule from "no one is ugly after 2 am" to 1130 so i can justify last night
I just want you to know that i just realized your the only friend i dont feel fat around.
Dont ask, hes out back rolling around in the yard freaking out. literally just had a 15 minute conversation, only word i could make out was "yellow"
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
I just had sex with the Sheriff's Deputy. You should call me.
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
How ya feelin sunshine?
Like a million dollars! ... That has been hit by a bus, drowned under water and beat repeatedly by a shovel.
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
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