It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
her vagine was all disorganized.
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
It's chlamydia! Thank God!
mid-sex i was thinking.. these are not the right balls slapping me
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
I get a nose bleed and my uncle is automatically giving me the "your doing lines off dashboards again aren't you" look
I'm surprised they let us keep partying at that hotel bar, that's like the 3rd time I've had to try blocking the view of him peeing off the balcony. I earn my free drinks.
I am naked in a blanket sprawled on my bed eating a pastry. This is all I want out of life. Ever.
Yo, I totally had forgotten you were CA. Thank you for making my life easier with modern medicine.
No i dont need a babysitter i have my cats. Cats can dial 911 ya know
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
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