Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
sitting next to michael phelps in the airport. wonder if he's carrying...
I wish the iPhone would register texts from 11:59 as "Last Year" instead of "Yesterday."
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
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my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
I'm so proud of your ability to turn my Charlie horse last night into anal sex.
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
According to the stories I've heard I decided I was a stuntman after my 6th shot of Jack
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A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
Your brother slept on my deck. There was a key under the mat. Relapse party success.
its the pipe that keeps on giving. Just when I think it's done, I scrape just enough. It's a st. Patrick's day miracle!
I accidentally left my shirt at my booty calls house. He washed it & hung it up for me in his closet. I can't decide if that's sweet or creepy
His wife just cheated on him for the third time. I'm his first extra-marital fling, that makes it ok, right? You know to keep karma balanced in the universe
Your logic is flawless...
I may or may not have been feeling patriotic and banged Captain America in a closet. SPOILER ALERT: We broke his shield
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