bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
i just got a clause named after me in the 'alcohol and drug use' section of the handbook. this is certainly a warning sign.
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
It would be celebrated in history as "the orgasm heard round the world"
For once I'd like to have a Taco Sunday without having some random drunk chick flee my house half naked and in tears.
He gets creativity points for the hot sauce. But it may be awhile until my nipples forgive him
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
Where are you?! I require drunk, males and possibly crying. Vomiting is optional and/or optimal as is karaoke.
My mom has finally acknowledged my soft spot for Russians. Finally.
Somehow my drug dealer is stuck in my air-vent and now everything smells like patchouli, weed, deoderant and sweat.
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
I don't know what you slipped me, but my TV is vomming blood right now. Thanks, jerkoff.
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
Bootycalls can't go limp that's like against the law
Dude my roommate just peed out the window
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