Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
The waitress bought us a round. She said if anyone could do 52 margarita mondays in a row, it was us.
sudden memory flashback: you and i having sex on the bed, erin sitting naked in your desk chair drinking whiskey straight from the bottle while harassing you for your computer password to play some "mood music." high five. go us.
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
HOW DO YOU GET TO BE A GROWN-UP AND NOT KNOW WHAT A DECADE IS!?
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
just called AAA to get my keys out of me car and then afterwards realized they were in my pocket...stoner life
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
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