your transformation into a slut upon entering college is like a shakespearian tragedy
Please stop bringing your one night stands to Sunday brunch.
mimosa in my stainless steel water bottle. going green is not that bad.
I'm in the library if you wanna come give me library head.
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Was awful. Wedding photos taken by a river with used syringes floating past. Had to ask the bride to put down a can of rum to have her photo taken.
I just want a pillowcase full of fast food so I can eat and sleep this hangover away
also, I heard you can donate your eggs for like $8gs....hellloooo mediterranean vacation. thank youuuu future babies!!!
I knew this night was headed for bad when I was drinking cherry bombs out of a sippy cup in the shower
Everything was cool till you started pissing while standing at the bar
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My girlfriend is pregnant with her exs baby. 2014 just became the worst year
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
Don't make me do math I'm drunk and full of chicken
Ok well my life just seems more exciting by default because I'm dating my married boss and sexting with my ex
I think it's time for tequila and I to go our separate ways
the girls would appreciate it if you invited over some drunk, single, straight men with low standards.
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