You're so nebulous sometimes
white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
He lectured me about the dangers of drugs while wearing a sombrero and doing interpretive dance.
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
Shoot me. I need tickles, a drink, sushi and a handy
Order is debatable
Um please remind me to tell you what happened tonight. It involves wine, pain killers and firing a handgun in our apartment. Legit might be hiding from the cops this weekend.
I found them. Thank God. Now I'm gonna have to take a Xanax for the panic attack I almost had trying to find my Xanax.
I just got dropped off by that cop that pulled you over. Best sex ever! Consider that $140 ticket my birthday present.
I'm fucking camped out by the bathrooms. I think the poopatrator is in there. Wtf is my life
Almost an end to the saga.
I found condoms in the back yard from you and your boyfriend. My house isnt a motel
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