what if every blade of grass was a penis?
vagina is talking i cant
don't blame me for your drunken lack of judgement
big words... still drunk. dont care. your fault.
His bootycalls folder in his contacts are divided into regions, we should have all become airline pilots.
If she makes a move, pretend to have a seizure.
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
I wanted him to come me this time. So I told him last time I was in the city I hit a lady on the head with an inflatable Santa Claus and just found out that the restraining order she requested against me was granted. We never hung out.
she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
Leave it to me to sleep w a guy who gets poison ivy on his dick
I'm sitting in the shotgun seat of my car on full recline trying to pretend everything is ok
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
The coke machine at work is laughing at me. Literally. I just heard laughter from the coke machine
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
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