your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
i havent had this much fun since the last time i farted and it created a boner.
Im at a party and this guy hitting on me just showed me his 'caution choking hazard' tattoo right above his penis. There goes any chance he had of getting laid tonight.
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His IQ is so high, I swear I started ovulating when he told me the number.
I don't really know how to say this, but I have an oven mitt to return to you tomorrow..
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How much did you drink?
Enough to be hungover and still think roller coasters were a good idea
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
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You shall now refer to my vagina as patty and patty only
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
It was ok until his mom walked in and asked if he turned on the crock-pot...
i just had to ask the gas station attendant what state i was in... winning at life.
im in missouri by the way.
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