Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
he texted me at 1 in the morning to ask if i wanted to come over and play in the snow with him
at least he gets points for a creative booty call
do you ever get flashbacks of ppl you had sex with and just shudder at how gross they were/how drunk you were?
story of my life.
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
If it's not soft enough to fuck on, then we're not getting the new rug.
Just talked to Kate. She said I called her on Friday night. She said I was crying for 5 minutes because we were parked in front of a fire hydrant.
Was there a Canadian at your party or did I dream that?
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
on my way to nyc to take a survey about my sexual activity. if you dont hear from me for a few days, assume they had me committed...
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
Someone shat in our tub last night. I'm not pointing fingers but you priors make you a prime suspect.
I just tried to roll over and fell off the bed. I think that is the beds way of kicking me out
also somebody did cough syrup and i was really worried but i couldn’t express why properly so i was like MACKLEMORE SAYS NO
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
i thought the time we went to a party with no shoes on was bad, how about the time you left with no pants on?
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