I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
there was 4 little kids screaming in high pitched voices at the top of their lungs at the sox game and their mom just leaned over to me and said 'if thats not birth control i dont know what is'
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
This house was built for laser tag.
He told me he wanted to break up so he could get "closer to God."
Does God suck his dick?
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
Send me the video of myself under the polar bear skin. It's important.
I've slipped into the part of my life where I am not having sex to get Phils tickets from this chick. I need to seriously rethink my life decisions
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
Pictures of drunk me in a bike helmet are like McDonald's collectible toys. There's sooo many, but NO ONE has seen all of them.
My vday gift was a joint bouquet, Finding Nemo on bluray, and a good shower fuck.
Um, WHAT A FUCKING KEEPER!
Wat day did I have sex in my sleep? I just made a Dr appt for Friday and I want to talk to her about it
"I played a game called "how drunk can you get in a minute" last night. How was your Thursday?"
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
I love this.
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