Afterwards she kept poking it and saying "it looks so sad and small" I dont know if I wanted to reach this state in our relationship...
no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
i just sent him like 8 different sexts and he texted me back about how good the hummus is that i left in his fridge.
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
I said "I am wrapped in the Cocoon Of Comfort! You should go." He started to argue and I yelled "COCOON OF COMFORT!!!" silencing him
she's a nursing student, i didn't think vomit would freak her out so much
you puked ON HER
I changed my birth control schedule so that I'm on my period while you're gone this week
I don't deserve you.
Two dicks, one me.
Yoga's definitely paying off.
I just quit my job so I could get dick this weekend. I'm pretty sure my need for dick is much more important than the customers' needs.
You didn't try to help me when I fell on the dance floor. She brought me cupcakes. You're a shitty friend, suck your own dick.
When I say "is it a bad idea to do Mollie before an 8hr shift tomorrow?" I dont want to hear the truth I want to hear you encouraging my bad decisions
I behisseth at your soul from the deepest darkest depths of the earth
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
I fucked that choir dude last night. he had the most strangely musical moans. it was like a Sound Of Music porno.
Do you think it would be okay if i cleaned my cartilage piercing with the leftover vodka?
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