She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
but why does your life always sound like the plot of a porn?
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
These 23 People Walked In On Someone And Saw Some Crazy Sh*t
So it turns out my dad calls his penis "John" which means he either named me after his penis or his penis after me
When I find myself drinking from a boot I just go with it and refuse to ask why.
She sent me a map and directions for a booty call. In a park. Give me reason not to marry her.
Bring condoms and burritos. The rest will fall into place
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
Confessions From 23 People Who Have Been Hiding Terrible Secrets
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
When did it become normal to wake up in the middle of the night to take a group bathroom break and have a 10 minute discussion on where the next football game is?
So I guess I bought a cat last night. Fuuuccckkk.
I don't know. I wanna do you but I also want a cheeseburger.
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
Now we just need to figure out why your underwear was in your bra