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• (610): View more from Pennsylvania

  Damn. That makes sense

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  I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems

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• (516): View more from New York

  Dear tim. Christina farted and it smells like kid roses.

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• (352): View more from Florida

  He just asked me to come into his empty apartment after he called his parents to make sure they wouldn't come home while I was there. This is starting to look like a bad rape scene from one of those made-for-TV Lifetime movies.

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• (416): View more from Ontario

  dude I just sharted for the first time ever, kind of gross

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  well what did you think, shitting your pants would be fun

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  19 Cringe-worthy Bachelorette Party Texts

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• (310): View more from California

  Flying into Chicago for a few days, getting re-deployed in September, we should probably fuck

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  Kristina got the same text from you just now, she's sitting next to me, how many people did you send this to?

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• (304): View more from West Virginia

  she said, "is it ok if I touch it?" that's when I knew I was in trouble... I knew she was a virgin but seriously..

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• (440): View more from Ohio

  "I could never have "feelings" for someone who, at one point, wanted to "hate fuck" my face."

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• (843): View more from South Carolina

  when my professor asked "does anyone know what streches across south america" and a kid in the back row said "my exgirfriends vagina" i knew i was at home.

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• (773): View more from Illinois

  I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....

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  The 23 Worst Things That Have Happened After a One Night Stand

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• (540): View more from Virginia

  You don't have to believe me. My vagina knows it happened.

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• (706): View more from Georgia

  Yeah we can't find him. He left a note saying he left and isn't that drunk with what appears to be an attempt at the quadratic formula for proof. He also wrote down his number and left his phone by the note

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• (631): View more from New York

  I spent the whole weekend building houses out of popsicle sticks for my bowls. How was your weekend?

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• (651): View more from Minnesota

  I left my bra and a book at his place. He's a hot Scandinavian who is into physics and computers - had to step up my game.

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• (904): View more from Florida

  I'm sorry but if you can't drink a bottle of wine without a glass, I do not think we can be friends.

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• (716): View more from New York

  Need a Dr's note to excuse me from blowjobs for 3-6 weeks while my jaw heals..

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