super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
Remind them to make the "above the influence" commercial about us fallin off a ferris wheel
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
It's hot as dicks out. Lets get drunk on the roof and make pterodactyl sounds at people.
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
He used the ring emoji and we've gone out four times. What is my life.
She's trying to change her flight... IM BEING COCKBLOCKED BY DELTA CUSTOMER SERVICE
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
I shall relish in being the most basic of bitches
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
We were totally high while having sex, I told him fast or slow, just follow your balls. That was a show stopper.
Probably not. Getting pulled over and puking my guts out on the side of the road in front of the cop and him making fun of me, was not my finest moment. Plus I lost my debit card.
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