At a place where you lie naked on a big pile of pillows and they feed you lobster. You eat it with your bare hands.
I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
u sent me just one boob. one just doesnt do it for me. u dont get full on a half a rack of ribs u need a full one
I put cups full of chips next to every bed, couch, and toilet so that everyone could have a snack when they woke up....
When I came home you were using a glowstick to eat peanut butter from the jar.
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
I woke up with flowers, a tiara & pasta salad in my bed. Tequila makes me act like a fat Disney princess
Fuck my life, there's a fry in my vagina.
I just karate chopped a humming bird out of mid air. It came at my face while I was out side smoking. Scared the shit out of me. My ninja skills just took over. Haha. I mean really at that point it was me or him.
He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.
Clearly you've confused me for someone who has their shit together, and honestly I have no idea how you did that.
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
Look don't ask questions just know that one thing led to another and I have a shot glass stuck in my ass. I need your help!!!
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
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