he was wearing sponge bob boxers. Guess how long he lasted.
the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
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Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
He said I was the smartest girl he had ever dated, that should have been a sign from the beginning
Apparently I joined a band last night. Definitely my favorite blackout.
Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
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That's the second time in a week someone has called me to talk drunk you into getting up off the floor. This needs to stop.
By "met a doctor" I really mean "fucked a pre med student"
As the bouncer was escorting you out, you yelled "keep your filthy dick beaters off me!"
Well I'm going to San Francisco next weekend for pride. I'm sure I'll end up drunk and on a beach at some point.
you really need to remember next time not to write your name and phone number on the paper its wrapped in.
But what if it got lost?
its illegal. you dont want people to contact you if they find it.
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. It doesn't matter what it's about. Last text was about a homeless dude
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