found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
i just yelled "run, its godzirra!" to an asian kid who looked confused by the tornado alarm test
the sex wasnt even worth changing my sheets
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
I'm surrounded by too many unhungover people.
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
She just came home holding a fire hydrant. Yes a fire hydrant.
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
I apologize in advance for the number of sex toys drying on the bathroom sink.
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
FUCK. EVERYONE MAKE MY CONTACT NAME DADDY ISSUES
Okay, yeah, judgmental guy at 7/11. I'm buying g wine at 10:20 in the morning. You wanna fight about it?
I don't think it's a coincidence that the day I just happen to do the splits at the gym I come back with 7 guys' phone numbers.
I miss your drunken presence, and strong odor of hard liquor and potent weed.
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
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