We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
RAWRRRR IMA PURPLE DINO
dude i'm sitting right next to you.. stop texting me
Oh, don't even get me started. Harry Potter is so pure. Twilight is just teenage girl porn.
No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
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i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
You left me with no money to have random Chicago sex. The least you can do is pick me up an egg mcmuffin on your walk of shame back to the hotel.
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Its what happens when I drink whiskey in a sweater. It makes me feel mature and ponderful.
When I blacked in, I was crying to my father at the swim-up bar that "I was going to win an Oscar." how do you THINK Mexico was?
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
so I guess I made a note in my phone last night to remind myself not to do shrooms on the cruise ship
That was a beautiful concert to sleep through ...
I know - Don't let me take drugs from strangers anymore
slept at my ex’s house last night and as i was leaving his brother was sitting there on the sofa and said “bet you regret that one don’t ya”
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