they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
i'm not accepting baked goods from anyone for awhile. especially after the stalker pie.
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
Frozen pudding on a popsicle stick. Bill Cosby would be so proud of drunk me.
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
After that song played in the club all he kept drunkenly saying was "Birdman goes brrrrrr"
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
"Being an adult" and "being happy" are two circles that do not overlap in my Venn diagram of life.
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
Pretty sure I just pissed straight whiskey...
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