yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
I was at circle k buying gas and this girl in a papa johns uniform comes up and is like " I've got a bunch of extra pizzas. Large peperoni for $5." then she went to her trunk and pulled one out. It felt like a drug deal for a fat person
Pretty girls always come out on top. Or bottom. Whatever. Point is we come out with their boyfriends.
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
You stood up gave the stripper 15 ones in a wad, hugged her and then sat back down.
I am currently explaining what double penetration is to the bridesmaid I hooked up with at my cousin's wedding. This is my life.
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
I'm in the line at Chipotle thinking: "What combo will best prepare my body for the open bar I'm going to subject it to tonight?"
I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
Dude she passed out on the floor so you covered her with a blanket to make sure "no one would notice her"
And when she started moving around and making noises you told everyone, "it's okay, it's just my roomba under there".......
Long story short I shit on a sidewalk while walking with multiple people. Then sprinted around the streets of Tallahassee in only gym shorts as I tore my toga off and wore it as a cape.
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