i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
I feel bad for the person that has to clean the dishes that I peed on last night.
Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
I'm never waking up next to someone after sex again. It's alllll downhill from there.
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
Come get me...we were walking home and she kept yelling "people need to get run over more!" then she just sat down in the middle of the street saying "it just feels right."
I threw up outside of a cab while waiting in a drive thru Mexican line while others who i don't know watched from their cars while they ate. Dinner and a show.
I'd like to stay optimistic, but I have this nagging suspicion my penis is in for a disappointing holiday weekend.
Crappy Mother's Day to you! Those of us who don't have children fill the void with hot sex, sleeping in, more sex, leisurely suntanning, foreign travel, overseas sex, paying cash for sports cars, watching TV, having sex on the floor in front of TV porn, lounging around the house, or whatever the hell we want.
The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
What is the proper Father's Day protocol when you're sleeping with a guy who has kids?
DO NOT FUCK YOUR ENGAGED GAY NEIGHBOR!
If you wanna fuck the pudding, fuck the pudding. Just not the chocolate, Im gonna eat that.
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