i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
Why am I a bad person? You were the one trying to get people to eat tape.
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
There are at least 3.6 billion human cocks in this world. Get some. Get as many as humanly possible. Literally. Do it. 1-2-3 go!
Is it hot in here? Is the room moving? Its moving. The room is moving. Its spinning like a top. Have you ever been covered in puke? What are you doing?
Also I think my taxi driver may have just died and we just happen to be on a 35 mph cruise control on 395...
Woke up in her bed this morning with a half used condom stuck to the side of my face
How can a condom be "half used"?
Like I feel like I use my high IQ for the wrong things
Yet he continued to eat cereal out of the glove compartment in my car.
Anyway, all that to say that tiny penises are a hassle.
I've been rehabbing my soul with cheese and wine lately
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
Totes just ripped ass and the bartender's eyes got wet
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