I just had to explain to my father, how having two screens plugged into my computer doesn't use more internet.
I don't remember coming home but there is cereal EVERYWHERE
the pharmacist hit on me as i picked up my herpes medecine. i think we found a winner.
You were pretty committed to that cat costume. Between pukes, you would meow and assure people that you just had a hairball you couldn't get out...
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
How are ur friends?
One is peeing in the grass and the other is asleep under the stairs. Fuck them I'm sleeping in the car
Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
fuck whipped cream. I'd eat vegetables off those abs
Positive reinforcement! I'm training him for being a good boy and coming over. He gets sex and cookies.
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
ED guy's penis finally worked last night. It was a Festivus miracle!
We ended the night eating peanutbutter with our hands and smoking cigarettes in the house at 4am. Fucking Everclear, man.
You ever stub your boner? It happened to me. Just know that drugs and strip poker and a hot tub. I'll Regale you with the story over drinks later.
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