I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
He was going nice and slow, then he yelled " BOONNEESTOORRMM!!!!!". I can't walk straight.
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
I feel like I'm sitting in a sleigh of puddy. It's not a bathtub though because you need a sleigh to go down a mountain.
my heart is telling me chinese, but my head is telling me beer.
And I might get them triple pierced after that
Damn, I didn't realize you'd declared war on airport metal detectors
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
To be clear, the next time I wake up with your dick inside me, I will reach down and grab one and squeeze until it pops like a grape. You've been warned.
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
For what it's worth, I didn't think that hitting you with a crowbar as hard as I did would break your arm like that. You should drink more milk.
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
Can I just say how funny it is that your "respect" tattoo is right above the bruise from me slapping your ass
You know that pill i snorted last night? Yeh, its just hitting me now..... At work
It's National Whipped Cream Day, prep those nips
That's true. Ask me when I'm not fucked up. Nvm hold on. Btw. Wikipedia dinosaur. It's fascinating
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