The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
just fyi, hangover + ice skates = really bad idea
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
Stripper pole. Sore legs. More vaca money.
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she tried strangling devon with the garden hose. pretty sure they're broken up
I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
Third base with a 7ft basketball player last night. Fingers like a champ. I call him Edward Penishands.
oh btw ur so lucky i got stoned and passed out or we sooo would have bedazzled your dick while you slept. just sayin.
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tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
He got the life proof phone case so he could jack off in the shower without his wife knowing
FYI, his "son" is a Chihuahua.
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
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