I find it ironic that homeless people are so good in bed
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
How does one fall all the way up a flight of stairs? Its hard on me knowing that the survival of our species depends on me not reproducing.
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
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can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
I should have taken pre-gaming this lunch date more seriously.
Just woke up with my keys in one hand and cheesecake in the other.
I've thrown up in front of nearly every customer we've had today.
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
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I just stabbed open a can of Spaghetti Os with a spork. Who says I cant take care of myself?
You walked up to a random girl on the street and asked her for a bite of her pizza...
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
Marrying her is the worst scenario of any. That includes death and zombies.
2:34, make a wish! I wish I wasn't on acid at Planned Parenthood. What's yours?
tell me about the eggs
Randomize