She's JV to your varsity
I walked out of the bathroom and both of you girls were giving the gay guy head. I was like, "laaaterrr."
There is now a Twilight themed dildo. What do YOU want for christmas??
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
He was drinking a long island through his Breathalyzer tube.
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
I might have snap chatted him. So here's what I need you to do. Find him. Abduct him. Get his phone. View the chat so he can't. Then, buy him ice cream. He deserves ice cream.
The impromptu 'dance party' was just three white dudes flailing arrhythmically in the kitchen in absolute silence. Stone cold sober.
Apparently I thanked the paramedics over and over again for saving the "happy new year" beads that I was wearing
Just cuz you've got the biggest dick I've ever seen doesn't mean u can wake me up at 2 am
btw...it's noon and i'm sitting here drinking wine and eating pixie stix. I really need to find something to do...
I miss painting strippers for Christmas. Holidays not the same without glitter and body paint
I'll be your substitute stripper tonight.
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