I don't do stupid things anymore. I do stupid people.
i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
so i just realized i am an alcoholic. I was making some tomato soup because im still sick, and put vodka in it. sad huh? lets go out!
If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
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Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
Judge me...This apron fits PERFECTLY when I have no clothes on
Who said I was judging? More like congratulating.
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
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I was loaded. my pee still has a hint of lime
just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
RICK BROUGHT THE HOT BARTENDER HOME. SOMEONE CALL THE FIRE DEPARTMENT, CUZ RICKYS ON FIIIIIIIRE.
lmao nvm she punched him in the face and left
Going back to our hometown to help Gramma move. Thinking we should see if we can fuck on the desk of the homophobic coach who first introduced us while in town.
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