my mkouth tastes houw teh zoo smelllls
i told him that if he starts being sappy its friends = off. he called me jerkface and drew on me w permanent marker. im either in love w him or we are twelve.
The hospital said it would be 'irresponsible' for them to allow people to book stomach pumps.
You sent her a pic of your dick with 'guess what you cant have anymore' written on it with a marker.
what's with the bloody hand print on the hood of your car
I just told a kid I was in a wheelchair because Santa shot me due to me being on the naughty list. You should have seen this little bastards face
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
Just puked off the 5th floor onto a car windshield. This is my life and I'm proud of it.
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
I would ride that face into the sunset
I just want you to make me second guess my worth as a human. Is that too much to ask?
A relationship is waiting for him to fall asleep so you can cum (finally!) while watching porn
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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