...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
Hurricane my ass. I'm riding a god damn kayak down the flooded highway if it's the last god damn thing I do, god damnit.
Finals are done.. I just wanna get drunk and pretend I'm a seahorse.
I wish they made people sized litter boxes.
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
You rubbed a frozen pizza in my face. The concerning part was that it was semi cooked from our body heat
I'm the kind of girl who misses her mouth when trying to eat, do you honestly think I'm coordinated enough to wear heels during sex?
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
She's the good dick fairy. You buy her a beer and half an hour later the best lay in the place is asking to take you home.
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
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