Okay, guy from work I want to fuck just told me he liked the font on my PowerPoint presentation. It is so on.
Make me proud, climb that corporate ladder.
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
They just called to see if he wanted to come in at 2am for overtime. He's trashed. He literally carried on a 10 minute convo with his boss about woodchucks. As in the animal
Sudden memory flashback: drunk me outside ripping my tampon out and throwing it into the neighbors yard, silently cheering 'time for sexxxx'. I sense a dangerous pattern emerging
You talked the cab driver into taking a shot from your flask at a red light because "Ray Charles would want him to"
WHY IS IT FROWNED UPON THE DRESS UP IN CAT COSTUMES AND SIT OUTSIDE OF BARS WITH A BOX OF WINE I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA
You can laugh all you want but 99 grapes is a lot stronger than what you were drinking.
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
So there I was, eye fucking the waiter and I spilled beer all down my boobs
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
He sent me a dick pic from a port-o-potty in Boston. If that's not love Idk what is.
We stood outside the room listening to them have sex and making meow noises
That's not right, is it?
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
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