yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
I remember coming home with a cat... I havent seen it all day. Shit.
How does me getting a new dildo make you crave olive garden
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
I HOPE YOURE READY TO KICK SOME SERIOUS ASS AT TRIVIA NIGHT TOMORROW NIGHT. also, i hope the birth of your niece goes well. BUT MOSTLY TRIVIA NIGHT.
I think animal control just caught me smoking a bowl on the back porch. Do they have any say in this matter?? Haha
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
Is it morally wrong to give today's hookup a Krispy Kreme from yesterday's hookup or is it just fat love?
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
I think I blacked out after I decided drinking alone on the trailered jetskis was a good idea
I also told the bartender he probably had a beautiful spleen
I thought the first time I got peed on it would be by a baby...
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