The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
just read twilight to her over the phone, while in the bathtub, candlelight...i'd love to say no homo but that was so gay.
Woke up in a different state, wearing only a bk crown. My boxers are in a tree and I think I went to the hospital last night.....
I told you not to do acid with the girl who works the late shift at 7-11
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call
yeah, i found the sharpie that everyone use to sign my tits last night. its dead.
I want to take my head off and cuddle with it
Maybe it will forgive me and stop being an asshole
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
You ass. You're not the one who bought me flowers, so obviously you will not be the recipient of the blow job of gratitude.
You started an entire relationship based only on sex and emoticons.
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
I should have listened to my dad and mean girls... If you have sex you'll get pregnant and die.
I just shaved my pubes into a heart shape. if that doesn't scream romantic idk what does
found my cat trying to steal a lighter to hide away for himself. cat what are you doing. don't pocket my lighter.
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
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