chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
the only thing i remember last nigh is talking to some chick for thirty minutes about cheese.
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
you know it's a good party when the fucking floor caves in. THE FUCKING FLOOR.
I am sending my doctor an XXXMas card thanking him for my tits!
Well apparently I decided it was easier I piss in the trash can at waffle house than In the toilet. Would've been ok if the trash can was in the bathroom.
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
I accidentally told my mom "the reason I didn't answer your call is because my phone was in my pants, on the floor"
Only my second night back in town and I already have drunk middle aged women doing the robot around me in a circle.
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
No no no, work drunk and day drunk are totally different. I got drunk with a client and made a huge sale at 1pm. You are still in your PJs and jacking off.
Saw a sign that said the chorus of never gonna give you up was enough time to wash your hands. Coronavirus has Rick rolled me.
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