You remember correctly you did get a golf cart ride out but it wasnt because you were special. You were so smashed you were screaming tiger at random golfers in the middle of there backswing.
you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
I don't know if it was the room or her, but as soon as the pants came off, it smelt like a locker room and old man farts.
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
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Apparently she came home completely covered in mud, pretending to be a bird...and she still had more sex than any of us this weekend.
Too many sundays start with me waking up still drunk in my car.
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
Oh dude, thanks for giving me that liquor last night, except replace 'giving' with 'violently forcing'.
I'm not drunk because I think my blood just is alcohol from last night so being drunk is sober. If that makes sense
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It's Been a while since I puked in vomit bush. I hope it doesn't feel neglected
Clearly I was drunk when I met them I gave them a muffin. But they sure remembered me
My New Years resolution is actually to be MORE petty
I feel like I lost a fight with an 800 lb gorilla made of tequila
He's here walking around DRUNK AS FUCK in a Kobe Bryant number 8 jersey... Tucked in.
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
Randomize