Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
So random guy from last night came over tonight. I told myself I wasn't going to sleep with him but he had some killer dirty talk and a big penis in his arsenal...what was I supposed to do? Supposedly he lost his virginity to his wife and since their divorce a year ago I'm the 1st girl he's slept with, I feel like I just re-took his virginity...I feel like a rockstar.
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
I'm so high I just tried to eat a hair tie thinking it was one of my pretzels.
I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
It's like being the dunk pilot of a plane full of pornstars and drunkenness.
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
You kept telling me how warm your bag of vomit was and asked me if i wanted to feel.
The last text I sent him was about nachos. Frankly, if he can't respond positively to that he can fuck off...
We stared down the barrel of pure insanity, took more and the electric elephant god rewarded our fearlessness by giving me golden skulls and naked women crawling out of the walls. I love acid
I can't hangout tonight, I have a phone sex appointment at 10
He broke his arm in a fistfight with the bouncer. it was neat.
I just learned that I could drop out of school and spend the rest of my savings on a giraffe are you free this weekend
I do have a moral compass! I can’t help it if it only points at penises
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