i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
They're doing a Bong-A-Thon for 4/20. I don't care if you quit. You are coming out of your weed retirement for this.
Cuz its complicated and I hate complicated and I miss your penis
Well, I had a dudes gf walk in on us the next morning but nothing during...She shook my hand after I got dressed and said "nice to meet you with your clothes on" best moment of my life.
Just found weed in an empty handle. Who knew Capitan Morgan was also a gardener?
No one likes a giant penis on their phone screen. I mean cmon. I'm a lady.
Should I go sleeveless of strapless?
Hmmm, it doesn't matter. You're gonna be topless by the end of it.
Crying while listening to Miley Cyrus. BE GLAD YOU JUMPED THIS SINKING SHIP!
The lowest point of my life has been reached. I just drank half a jar of pasta sauce.
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
When dealing with embarassing medical issues, don't you want your brother's wife to be the one fishing around up your ass?
The more time I spend surrounded by Mormons, the more I miss alcohol.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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