I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
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He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
His daughter is our waitress. I left her a ten dollar 'I'm sorry I'm a whore and fucked your dad' tip...
We both got free alcohol and got laid by foreign men last night.
I'm not going out again for the rest of my life. I can't top this.
When my mom found out he was a high school drop out she was like "seriously? Can we raise the bar a little higher next time kels?" So my moms pretty cool
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6 pack came off in the shower. Sharpie is not forever.
Got cut off last night cuz this chick had her hands down my shorts and was blatantly playing with my dick while I was trying to order. apparently that's "frowned upon"
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
I said "sucks to suck" to a cop last night. We've been snapchatting.
It was get out of line and go pee and get no beef briskit. Or stay in line, pee my pants, but have beef briskit. I really wanted my beef briskit
dont ever go to laser tag drunk. you will be judged.
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