i told the bartender last night that if the palace saloon made a calendar he would be every month.
We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
Where's it at?
In your pants.
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
please stop judging me for buying a handle of soco on a thursday at 10am. it was on sale, i'm thinking of my future.
Drunk
Deyhxbr
Fucaerrrrr
Cover your phone. Photos of streaking frat guys incoming.
In other news there is a guy at my office who I'm pretty sure will be wearing someone's skin as a coat one day.
I don't want to flatter myself but after the way he was looking at me today I think it might be me.
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
I should become a firefighter. Who uses his cock to fight fires. Like a Superhero.
Don't shower too much, need the shame to be fresh to get the best story
Every morning should start with 2 orgasms and a shoulder massage
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
He wouldn’t know a good thing if it bit him on the ass. Which, btw, I did.
Randomize
