It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
Mom found my vibrator. all the said was 'wow, I've never seen one like this before.'
we don't live in the stone age anymore, mom
Sandwiches are there for you when porn isn't.
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
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Going to the market. I need some nachos and a serious re-evalution of my life.
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
Maybe you should start carrying pepper spray. You are like the Justin Bieber of lesbians.
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
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We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
Dude why can't I remember anything after walking in from my first beer bong?
It was immediately followed by your second, third, fourth and fifth
Oh my god I need an adult
Wait shit I am an adult
You poured 151 in your eye, ran face first into a tree, fell down, then threw a lawn chair at the dog...all before passing out in the hallway and pissing yourself. There is no way to redeem yourself.
Man, I'm never going tanning again he noticed the burns on my ass
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