How is your vagina???
Double booked
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Yay!!
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
My boyfriend woke me up in the middle of the night to have sex with me right before I had sex with another guy in my dream. What a unique sixth sense his penis has.
Was awful. Wedding photos taken by a river with used syringes floating past. Had to ask the bride to put down a can of rum to have her photo taken.
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE GAY FRIEND?!?!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You know Im horny if Im walking around in my lingerie and sex robe. It's my field of dreams mentality. If I wear it, he will come.
I have walked into stripper central, but I'm on the street at 1:00 in the afternoon
Let's go one conversation without mentioning cats or alcohol someday.
I had the hottest doctor assess me at the hospital. He smelled like heaven and sex.
I almost had sex at the fire station last night and I need you to acknowledge all the awesomeness that is in that sentence.
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
Randomize