Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
dinner with the girl I motorboated last semester wasn't as awkward as I thought it would be
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
My nipple rings set off the metal detector at the courthouse this morning.
Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection
I've counted 3,503 loops of fabric on my carpet so far. FUCK YOU ACID!!!
Best thing she said after I kicked her out "rugby guys have single handedly ruined my faith in men"
he apologises profusely for spelling mistakes in his texts but doesn't care about cheating on me. priorities
holy shit I just remembered that story I told about Tom hanks going bowling while high.
Rule 1: If any of us dies on a trip, the other two have to 'Weekend at Bernies' the shit outta that corpse...
Hung out near hay bales in sweaters then she gave me a pumpkin spice pop rocks bj. That was so freakin' seasonal.
I'm slacking. We've been hooking up for months and I have yet to bang him while he's wearing the clown mask.
Maybe those shots of hot dog water wasn’t a good idea after killing a fifth of tequila.. but who’s askin
I had a threesome with my hot neighbor and his GF and by threesome I mean I heard them getting it on in their apartment and I was in my apartment with a vibrator
and I may have moaned his name loud enough that they heard me because now he won’t make eye contact
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