Facials are how you say "I love you" in porn star.
I saw him at work today and he gave me a really awkward "I know what you do drunk" look...
so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
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I knew my sign language would come in handy. I just used sign to coordinate a coke deal.
You missed me roundhouse kicking a lit glow stick out of a guy's mouth last night. You would have been proud.
This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
He told me he doesn't want to fuck anymore because he needs to focus on school. Either he grew a vagina or he's secretly gay, it has to be one of the two.
I'm not drinking with you for AT LEAST a day
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I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
just had an allergic reaction to my dildo. My life is ruined.
Is it too much to ask to have a life partner who has both male and female sex organs that looks cute and sounds like a female Antonio Banderas and likes to get weird?
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