The album was titled "Best Night Ever" until she found out she was preggers and switched it to "God Punishes Sluts"
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
He said last night that he'd never had such a great conversation and such a great handjob at the same time.
Dude that bathroom stall was not tall enough to be doing lines in, guys kept peeking over and giving us high fives
Cavemen vs astronauts. weapons to be determined. Who would win?
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
We might as well just set our livers out to sea on burning ships
My cat just tried to lay on my stomach while I was masturbating. And I let her because I am so starved for affection.
I think you're literally the first guy to ever pick up a chick from pinterest.
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
she said that no one there was hot enough for her so she then proceeded to give the passed out person a lap dance because he was "her type."
just had an allergic reaction to my dildo. My life is ruined.
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