..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
You know your in college when you decide house chores with games of beer pong...
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
you made me "pop lock and drop it" as a sobriety test last night..
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
She just lifted up her dress, screamed "This is gonna be a good one!" And pissed on the pole...
may or may not have figured out a way to make my mom a drug mule to bring me ecstasy...
You really could become the cat lady we've always dreamed of.
Yeah I ended up covered in the mud by the end, in a lady bug golf cart that was blasting jazz music with a dead phone
One less thong to worry about.
One less *thing! But probably that too.
Nothing says "sober up, you whore" quite like an early morning PAP smear.
I'm keeping him.
Sex was good?
I had to tap out three times. There aren't words for how much better than "good" that is.
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