Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
Just walked by a guy on campus YELLING 'Im still hammered'
..and then spiked the maple syrup at iHop
I'm about to enter vancouver's biggest liquor store. I feel like I should sent you a "wish you were here" postcard.
My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
I was fucking the girl and her best friend walked in on us. She said we looked thirsty, got us a glass of water, and poured it down both of our throats. It was like... sex bottle service
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
I need moral support for this bender
hope your day is as exciting as mine- one of our trauma patients just stole an ambulance out of our bay... WITH AN EMT STILL IN IT.
I'll be there with bells on. And by "bells" I mean "jäger bombs". And by "on" I mean "being poured down my gullet".
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
Then you fell out of your chair, looked right at me and said, "You are sooo drunk."
What the hell was that?
Genius. It was sheer genius.
Woke up next to my vibrator and a recipe for fudge brownies. If that doesn't scream I NEED TO GET LAID, then I don't know what else could.
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